Sam - Eye - Am's Ride

Name: Sam
Age: It's rude to ask a lady her age
Location: Ox1

Frame: WeThePeople something, with brake lugs ground off
Forks: Oddyssey 41 thermal dirt pro
Bars: S&M slams cut down
Stem: Standard, 40lbs
Grips: Are rubber
Bar ends: Are for queers and jews
Headset: Sits up the front
Clamp: S&M
post: is short
Seat: is raped
Cranks: third hand primo powerbites
Sprocket: oddessey 32 & 1/2 teeth
Chain: KMC kool
Brakes:
Front Tire:KHE maxxis
Front Wheel: proper hub on big city
Rear Tire: hookworm
Rear Wheel: LHD hazard on midway rim
Pegs: are heavier than the sun
Pedals: need replacing

Weight: Heavy like a fat chick full of cake.

Leo's FLY

Name: Leo

Age:17

Location: Oxford OX2

Frame: Fly Tierra 21.2"

Forks: Macneil Blazers

Bars: Sacneil Silencers XLTizzle

Stem: Fit DLD flipped to give rise like the Nazi's

Grips: Edwin

Bar ends: Edwin

Headset: Fly bikes With Carbon spacers

Clamp: Flybikes

post: macneil pivotal

Seat: macneil pivotal original SL

Cranks: macneil conjoined

Sprocket: Profile Wake 22T

Chain: KMC K710

Brakes: wiegh to much

Front Tire:KHE 2.1

Front Wheel: Gold profile on sun ryno lite

Rear Tire: KHE 2.1

Rear Wheel: Gold profile mini 8T driver on sun BCL

Pegs: wiegh more than a brake.......

Pedals: Magnesium MG1 with titanium axles

Weight: Its actaully Less dense than air so a figure cannot be given.

Grants Inertia

Name: Grant

Time Riding: 6-8 months not sure

Age:15

Location: Oxford OX4

Frame: inertia hades

Forks: colony v3 ryan guettler signature

Bars: macneil silencers

Stem: macneil

Grips: van homan duo

Bar ends: not sure

Headset: fsa impactSeat

Clamp: inertiaSeat

post: macneil pivotal

Seat: macneil pivotal

Cranks: macneil conjoined

Sprocket: shadow conspiracy 30t

Chain: khe half link

Brake: Less

Front Tire: federal traction

Front Wheel: primo balance rim primo hub

Rear Tire: khe

Rear Wheel: primo balance on primo mix cassette hub

Peg: Less

Pedals: odyssey plastic

Hub guard : Less

Mods: animal sticker carbon fiber spacer odd barends

Weight: light enough

Bike Check - Micky Woods

Name: Micky Woods

Age: 14 I Am A Youngun!!!

Location: A-Town Bing-Aling The Ghetto That Is Abingdon OX14

Frame: Colony Bloody Oath 20.75 2009

Forks: Macneil Blazers

Bars: S&M Slams

Stem: Superstar Revolt 48mm
Grips: Aaron Ross
Barends: WTP?

Headset: Superstar/FSA?

Seatclamp: Integrated

Seatpost: MacNeil "Slammed"

Seat: Shadow Pivotal

Cranks: Macneil Conjoined

Sprocket: BSD Forever 25T

Chain: Shadow Conspiracy

Brakes: Brakes? ohh, My Foot

Front Tyre: Fly Ruben

Front Wheel: WTP Supreme On Sun BCL

Rear Tyre: Fly Ruben Folding

Rear Wheel: WTP Supreme On Sin RL

Pegs: KHE Alchemy

Pedals: Welgo MG1's

Hub Guards: WTP Supreme

Mods: De greased Hub, Bars Cut 1" , Spay Rear Hub, Rubber in Pedals

Wieght: "Lighter Than Leo's" (False Reality)

Bike Check - Toby McAfee

Name: Toby McAfee
Age 15
Location: Oxford OX33

Frame: Fit Aitkin 3.5izle
Forks: Macneil Blazers
Bars: Federal 8"ers
Stem: Fit DLD
Grips: Dmr & WTP
Barends: Animal
Headset: Mystery
Seatclamp: Intergrated
Seatpost: Kink Pivotal
Seat: Kink Pivotal
Cranks: WTP Royals
Sprocket: Blank
Chain: KMC
Brakes: Are In A Box In My Shed
Front Tyre: KHE Mac2
Front Wheel: Stock Salt One
Rear Tyre: KHE Mac2
Rear Wheel: Twenty Hub, Sun Big-City Lite
Pegs: Hurt Me
Pedals: V8 Fakes
Hub Guards: Useless
Mods: Cut Seatpost, Kevlar In The Tyres, Removed Topcap

Weight: Light Enough

Bike Check - Jezza Palmer

Name: Jerry Palmer
Age: 16
Location: Oxford OX10
Time Riding: 15 Years
Frame: Colony Endever
Forks: Colony Guetler
Bars: Fuck Know's
Stem: Elementary
Grips: Random
Barends: Old Ones
Headset: United
Seatclamp: S&M
Seatpost: FBM
Seat: Shadow
Cranks: SnaFu Beff Sticks
Sprocket: WTP
Chain: KMC
Brakes: Are Gay
Front Tyre: Odyssey Dirt
Front Wheel: Odyssey Hazard
Rear Tyre: Odyssey Dirt
Rear Wheel: Odyssey Hazard
Pegs: Cast Iron Ones From The Industrial Revolutuion
Pedals: Indestructible Animals, (Witch I Still Owe Leo A Fiver For)
Hub Gaurds: Are Also Gay
Mods: Hamerright Drip Finish

Wieght: A small Car

Bike Check - Andy Brooke

Name: Andy Brooke
Age: 17
Location: The Country

Frame: Fit Dehart
Forks: Odyssey Dirt Classics
Bars: Odyssey Aaron Ross
Stem: WTP Supreme
Grips: Animal Edwin
Barends: Plastics
Headset: FSA Impact
Seatclamp: Intergrated
Seatpost: Kink Pivotal
Seat: Kink Pivotal
Cranks: Demolition
Sprocket: WTP Supreme
Chain: Non Existant
Brakes: "Brake" "Less"
Front Tyre: Odyssey Path
Front Wheel: Odyssey Vandero II
Rear Tyre: Fit FAF
Rear Wheel: Proper Hub, Balance Rim, 26 Spokes
Pegs: Fly
Pedals: Gusset Slim Jims
Hub Guards: The Spokes
Mods: Trimmed Bars, And Seat, Less Spokes = Less Wieght

Wieght: Not As Light As Leo's